Twilight: White House Saga

Paul: The president bit my neck at the holiday party last night. Twice!
Reese: Wait, Obama?! OMG that's so cool!

I guess you could look at it that way

[during a road trip over the summer]

reese: don't make me laugh while I'm drinking driving. That's just irresponsible.

Stay classy, San Diego.

reese: when you burp it up, it's like eating again.

..haha...

that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Hahaha. omg I just drooled.