reese: gonna carve out my stomach and then kick someone's ass
preferably someone who is wearing brown and black together, i fuckin hate that
oh no, scratch that, someone with frizzy hair
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Share your Reestupidity story!BUT REMEMBER: We're doing this on the down low, and want to give it to her on her birthday (in Feb.) so, PLEASE be slick and smooth when sharing with us.
"Who cares about Reesa's texts," you may say...
But, to the left, behold the raucous hilarity that spews out of Reesa Abraham's mouth. Cristine a.k.a. CC, and I a.ka. Jo, had this genius idea to start TextsfromReesa.com.
We'd like to use this as a forum for those who are in touch with this woman on a day to day basis and want to share the words of wisdom, the cringe-inducing curses, the 'mind-bottling' outbursts (yes, mind-bottling...You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?), hilarious jokes, and just pure, fun, love from our dear friend.
Whether they're via texts, G-chats, phone convos, or (gasp!) in-person, we want to get them all on here so we can show her how Down, yet intelligent she can be sometimes.
We'd like to use this as a forum for those who are in touch with this woman on a day to day basis and want to share the words of wisdom, the cringe-inducing curses, the 'mind-bottling' outbursts (yes, mind-bottling...You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?), hilarious jokes, and just pure, fun, love from our dear friend.
Whether they're via texts, G-chats, phone convos, or (gasp!) in-person, we want to get them all on here so we can show her how Down, yet intelligent she can be sometimes.
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- Si Se Puede!
- Shoot the puck in the fieldgoal!
- This merits further explanation, I'm sure
- Mexi-can't
- Ringling Brothers, Reesnum and Reesley's Circus.
- One person's happiness is another person's disease.
- birthday
- estupido.
- it'd be weirder if she followed through with the t...
- starbux?
- haunted house
- ??? wtf
- is that even possible?
- random email with reesa
- dirty girls
- we owe them big, fat time....
- Hanes (not) Her Way.
- blasphemous s.o.b.'s we are....well...S.O.G., in h...
- come again?
- brainwashing the world, one baby at a time
- isn't that always how it happens?
- whoops.
- There's our happy little optimist...
- unexplainable....
- roses really smell like poo poo poo....
- vomit's always in season...
- a.k.a. reesa on a hot, humid day.
- well, everyone likes bewbies.
- As opposed to aiming slightly to the left...
- I swear, she likes me sometimes.
- Bored to death...
- just call her jack.
- About this thing....
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